how i seduce men
Currently at school
IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’
Hey lil buddies.
I hope ur all ok.
Have you eaten yet? Taken your meds? Are you looking after yourself?
Be brave ok, ur strong, you’ve got this. I love you.
were almost at the chilly nights, big sweaters, pumpkin spiced lattes, stepping on crunchy leaves, fluffy scarves, apple picking, bon fires, halloween, fall candles, cold air on your face on a walk in the woods time of year, who’s ready?
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
when i call a character trash i don’t mean it as a joke or an insult i mean it as you belong in a garbage can and the garbage can is my heart
why would there be 99 bottles of beer on the wall in the first place
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
If I reblog anything inaccurate about Ferguson, please tell me.
be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse than feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.